gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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brumalbreeze:

Track 2: Iwatobi High Swim Club’s New Member Recruitment Program

N: (sighs) Rei-chan, we didn’t get any new members, huh? Even though we definitely left good results at the assembly…

R: Nagisa-kun, at any rate, the assembly certainly was a great chance to get new members… However, even with that, if we can’t gather new members, then we’ll have to come up with a new idea.

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

blue-eyed-hanji:

boxlunches:

imdeanbytheway:

robotsandfrippary:

earthlyghost:

mormondad:

melancholic-fangirl:

southern-conservatism:

drugsound:

Government is good.

Big Brother is watching you.

The State wants to take care of you.

north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

1984 is here and now

this is too 1984 to be real

why the fuck have i barely heard anything about this shit? Why aren’t more people outraged about this? and talking about this? this is fucking horrible! Something has to be done it’s fucking 2014 why the fuck is this even happening

i have family in North Korea that no one has seen since the war.

Why isn’t anyone telling us about this?
I’m a sophomore in high school. Who gives a shit about The Second Great Awakening? What about this? What about the Korean Reich that’s strangling it’s own people? Why hasn’t anyone at least pretended to care? Fuck Beyoncé, fuck whatever is coming soon to theaters. Why isn’t the suffering of human beings the first headline in the NY Times? Why hasn’t my history teacher taken a moment out of the 53 minutes in our class to inform us? Why?

Why?

There’s no oil there to steal, so the richer countries of the world couldn’t care less.

no one is talking about this because no one is supposed to know this information

dreamychocolateprincess:

malcolmsex:

pennislots:

riningear:

Every time this post comes around, I have to explain this. 

Watch Dennou Coil, the most underrated anime pretty much ever. 

  • Yes, this is the standard of animation throughout the series. 
  • AND THIS IS A FILLER EPISODE. 
  • It’s basically about kids with what’s essentially Google Glass: The Game. The whole world is affected by this game. Traffic lights, school, anything. 
  • It’s good in the beginning and gets really, really good by the end. 
  • Shows the vulnerabilities of children.
  • Well-written children in general. They fall under some tropes but they don’t suffer from the usual fallacies of writing children into series. 
  • And yeah, the filler episodes are really good. The whole series is worth watching. 

Reblogging as a reminder to myself

 wish this show was longer.

PLEASE WATCH DENNOU COIL IT’S REALLY COOL!!!!!

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

stalecupcakess:

mayor-oliviacrossing:

tommycrossing:

hydreangea:

itsthetowndrugdealer:

superhighschoollevel-magicalgirl:

ANIMAL CROSSING WII U IS OFFICIALLY COMING IN 2015.

Oh my god I cant believe this

NO

YASSS

WHY.

no! that kinda sucks. i much prefer animal crossing on a mobile device thing :(



wiwichocolatedream:

my new good night song

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thecursedknight:


pyralstrife:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

#is this problem sleuth

Does that one lady throw a baby on the ground?

thecursedknight:

pyralstrife:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

Does that one lady throw a baby on the ground?